Que Sera, Sera

Whatever will be, will be… 

IMG_2033We may not be particularly skilled, or smart, or wise, but Ann and I do have one great talent: the ability to role with the punches.

Since what we’re doing is just life, and not some vacation where we have to get somewhere before time runs out, it doesn’t really matter where we are, or what we do. As long as we’re having fun, it’s all good.

IMG_0938And so it has been with our entire sailing season. Newfoundland/Lewisporte turning into Newfoundland/Corner Brook, turned into Lake Ontario/1000 Islands, turned into Canada Day on Main Duck Island. But persistent engine problems kept us tied to the dock. We had planned to sail with Stillwater friends to an island in Lake Ontario for Canada Day, but ended up celebrating from Stillwater instead. And this despite the valiant efforts of dock mates Chris and Fred.

So we settled into a couple more weeks of life at the dock, which really isn’t a bad life at all:

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IMG_2018One of the great plusses though was that we had another great visit with Mom and Kathy who came down to Belleville to spend a few more days wineing and dining in The County. In the meantime Ann and I kept working on the engine, trying to stop the leaks. But after exhausting all our limited skills, and with Dave our stalwart mechanic being too busy with real customers, we finally called in another diesel whiz that had been recommended to us.

IMG_0940Gord Proud is simply amazing. After a couple of hours (for which he charged us not nearly enough), we were up and running with no more diesel dumping into the bilge. Awesome! A few more days of provisioning and cleaning up, and we were off!

So yes, we finally left Stillwater Marina  — in gale conditions no less! We sailed all of ~5 nm east to Sandy Cove and dropped the hook. It doesn’t matter where we are; it’s just great to be swinging from our own anchor!

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For now we expect to wonder around the area, up over to the Thousand Islands and around the Lake. No plans, and no schedule. We just have to be back a couple of weeks before haul out (near the end of September). Feels great!

One thing we did do over the last few weeks is to get serious about what we’re doing over the winter. I had been reading and learning about house/animal sitting, so I signed us up at HouseCarers.com and began to investigate possible winter gigs. The perfect one came up in Penticton, BC so we sent off a note, got a quick response, did a FaceTime interview and were offered the job.

2145671794_22145671794_1We will be spending November to early April in Penticton, staying at a lovely house and watching over after a great looking cat named Maxi. The owners seem great, and since they’re winter RVers, the timing works perfect for us. This should allow us to live inexpensively for the winter months, plus we’ll get to stop in on the family folk in Calgary on our way through.

For now we’re lovin’ the anchor life. Relaxing, and enjoying the views.

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Blowin’ in the wind

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Instead of this…
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we are doing this.

Dancing Wu Li Master Earthworm Jim teaches in lesson #42: “You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic retreat!”  And so too do we find ourselves invoking the same wisdom as we shift gears from sailing Newfoundland to exploring Lake Ontario/1000 Islands this year. As with all our decisions, we’re just goin’ where the wind blows us.

So yes, continued problems with the engine have pushed us to delay our St. Lawrence journey. But truth be told, there are other factors as well. We’re still disengaging from land life, and still have too much stuff to deal with. And I think we’re both feeling a bit creaky when it comes to sailing and cruising skills. The Rock will still be there next year. In the meantime this opens up the whole Thousand Islands and Lake Ontario for leisurely exploration.

What wisdom, the wind. Keep a weather eye, and always be willing to change tack.

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IMGA0570Despite the engine setbacks, and our general slow pace at accomplishing things, we did actually manage to get off the dock and go sailing. Our mechanic did solve our latest fuel leak problems, and Grampa Tractor, as we affectionally call the engine, sputtered, coughed and roared to life. The next day we took her for a spin; the first time we’d been off the dock in our boat in nearly two years!

image1The test went great, so we decided to follow our friends from Windover (Chris and Deb) up the Bay to Trenton so we could watch the air show, and then spend our first night at anchor. It was an amazing little trip. And what was even more amazing is that we remembered how to sail and anchor.

 

 

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The boat worked great, and so did we. We had a wonderful time with Chris and Deb, rafted up for meals, and just getting to know each other. The only glitch was when we went to start the engine again in the morning and it wouldn’t fire. Ann quickly found another fuel leak, and Chris, who is not only a master sailor, but seems to be able to fix anything, leapt aboard to help us. He tightened things and bled the engine — and she fired! Off again, but this just confirms our decision to stay nearby. We must have a reliable engine for the St. Lawrence.

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Meanwhile, life at Stillwater Marina (where we’ve decided to haul out again in the fall) continues to be mostly pleasant and peaceful IMGA0560. It’s also been Stinkin’ hot at times, with the occasional scary storm rolling through:

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So now that we know we can still sail, and that the engine seems to be working most of the time, we’re prepping for our first real journey in two years. A group of us Stillwaterians (seven boats, apparently) are heading down the Bay of Quinte, out into the Open Lake. The plan is to sail to Main Duck Island for Canada Day, and spend a few days revelling in the company of new friends.

IMG_0921IMGA0620Today we’re installing new batteries after confirming our old ones had gone to battery heaven. No surprise really since they were going on seven years old, and I have tried to murder them at least twice over the years (froze them solid one year 😉 ). The install went beautifully so now we have three new Group 31 true deep cycle batteries installed (vs our previous “dual purpose” batteries), plus one true starter.

All this just to keep the beer cold 😉

ADDENDUM: I forgot to mention, I had a birthday. Celebrations started in Ottawa with Mom and Kathy, and carried on at home on our boat. I am now the happy recipient of a new cordless drill, thanks to my love Annnneeeeeeeeee. And I also made great use of an LCBO gift card, which has kept our fridge full of excellent beer. I like this getting older thing 😉

Two steps forward…

As the old saying goes: Two steps forward… I hate engines. At least, I think that’s how it goes 😉

DSCN0670After over a month and a 1/2 at the dock we’re close to having everything ready to go … all except the freakin’ engine. We (and when I say “we” I mostly mean our mechanic, Dave) got the beast running smoothly. We thought we were all set, but on the day of the big sea trial we turned the key and… nuthin’. Wouldn’t start.

We dive in, and find a fuel leak, but can’t figure out where it’s coming from. Oh DAVE!!!!

Dave comes back. It takes him a while (which is nice to see … I guess we’re not total idiots), but he finally finds a nearly invisible crack in one of the high pressure fuel lines. He also notes that the valve cover’s gasket is leaking badly. What idiot put that on? (OK, that would be me 😉 ). So Ann is now taking over that job.

IMGA0538But it’s not all retrograde motion. We’ve made some great steps forward. Ann tightened the stuffing box, so now we’re sinking a lot slower than before. I got both the gas generator and the outboard engine running, including putting together our dingy and taking it for a spin. I finished wiring the new solar panels, so now we’re generating a lot more power. And Ann got the car into the shop for general service and to fix the odd wobble (it’s fine … they say). I got our composting head fully functional, while Ann set up our boarding ladder and ran some more cable for the radar.

And then the big one … the one I’ve been dreading, dreaming and stressing about for six months. I finally drilled a Big Freakin’ Hole in our deck!

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I’d been whining and complaining and moping about this for months now (as many of you know). Finally a dock mate and new friend (Chris) came over, did some measures, and said: Drill Here! So I did.

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The next steps will be to re-drill it, run the new wires down, and install the deck gasket. Then all I have to do is figure out how to actually wire the new radar and display/chartplotter. Easy peasy 😉 .

IMGA0534IMG_1988Life on the boat is not all sweat and stress though. Ann’s been giving Maddy the Marina Child swimming lessons, and we had another great visit with Mom and Sis.

We also went to The Music Man, put on by the Belleville Theatre Guild. It was a great show, and our former landlord and new friend Marvin played a great Charlie Cowell.
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In Ottawa we got to see Colleen and Connor (Connor Michael James O’Reilly … I’m still shocked and honoured). Connor’s doing amazing. He’s a new person compared to the last time I saw him. We had lots of fun.

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Back on the boat we’re continuing with preparation, and feeling a bit like we’re caught in a Samuel Beckett play: Waiting for Dave-ot.

Ann: Do you think he’s coming today?
Mike: Yes, he said today. But maybe not today.
Ann: But he said today … or was that tomorrow?
Mike: Yes, today. No, tomorrow … what day is it anyway?
Ann: He will come. We can wait.
Mike: Yes, we can wait. We have to wait. But do you think he’ll come today?
Ann: Yes, he said today. But maybe not today.

Gettin’ there…

IMGA0529IMGA0530We’ve settled into a fairly comfortable routine here on the boat. Mostly lazy mornings, followed by a flurry of project work, followed by late cockpit dinners and drinkies. Despite our slow pace, we are actually getting closer to being able to cut the dock lines. I finished building the frame and structure of our new solar panel bimini. Since I didn’t really know what I was doing (as usual), the fact that it seems to have come together is, well, kinda neat. All that remains is to wire it into our electrical charging system. Piece of cake 😉

The other big piece was our engine. It now seems to be working thanks to Dave the Mechanic. He aligned the pressure pump and it immediately smoothed out and now purrs like a kitty — a really big, grumpy kitty. One more gasket to build and install and we should be ready to motor away.

IMG_1955IMG_1960Of course life hasn’t been all work. There’s been plenty of play as well. Mom and Kathy drove down for mom’s birthday celebrations. We spent a few days wining and dining with them, including visits to a few fantastic local wineries. Of course, we got to show off our floating home, which is slowly getting sorted and cleared of junk.

Speaking of clearing stuff, Ann’s been hard at it, beating down the piles of junk that still dominate our little floating home. She’s also been working on the water system, which with the installation of some new filters, is now “AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL!!” to quote my Annnneeeeeeeeee.

Bikes adAnd believe it or not but we’ve finally begun to try and sell some big items, including our two motorcycles. They’re both listed on Kijiji now as individuals, or someone can buy both at the same time for an added discount. So far no takers, but we’re getting lots of clicks. Hopefully…

We have had one offer to store the bikes on a new friend’s land, so perhaps we can keep them after all. As usual, we don’t know what the future will hold.

IMG_1974IMGA0521In the meantime it’s work, interspersed with lovely dinners with friends, cat sightings at the local chandler IMG_1981, and the occasional visit from Maddy the marina child.

 

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It ain’t that easy!

IMG_1898IMG_1905We finally got moved into our floating home called Pachina Mia, and have been slowly bringing her back from ‘on-the-hard’ hell. Mast went up without too much drama, and then we scooted off (in the car … boo-hoo) to Ottawa to spend Mother’s Day with my mom and sis. A few good dinners out and we were back to Belleville to carry on the work.

Boat systems have been coming back online, mostly without many hitches. Propane (stove/oven and BBQ) worked great right off. We have water (although Ann still won’t drink it yet), and the fridge/freezer is doing fine. Bilge pumps are pumping, and electrically everything is working well — all except the spreader lights which have a mysterious voltage drop in the line; probably due to them being nearly severed when the mast went up. Minor issue…

Sails are rigged, windvane is mostly installed, anchor and nav lights are functioning. The major remaining issues are finishing the radar and solar installation AND getting the engine running smoothly. Dave, our mechanic, was down and we got her running with a shot of ether. But she’s blowing blueish smoke, and is running rough. We did an oil change, and will probably reset the valves. Dave is investigating some other possibilities. Doesn’t seem to be a major problem.

_IGP3415IMGA0462When we hoisted the mast we chose to leave off our masthead wind instruments. They are delicate and would likely have been damaged by the crane’s cable. This meant one of us had to climb to the very top of our 45′ mast (which puts it about 50′ above the water) and somehow manage to install these things. Ann lost the fight, so I got to go up 😉

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IMGA0473IMGA0469But Ann got her revenge the next day by climbing nearly as high to install the lazyjacks. Crazy woman!

Life at Stillwater Basin Marina is feeling quite comfortable. We’ve settled into a routine of lazy breakfasts, followed by a few hours of hard work, followed by yummy suppers cooked on board washed down with good beer or cheap wine. Ah the life…

One other major accomplishment was the installation of June’s/Mom’s space-church painting. It took Ann a few days to get up the gumption to drill holes in the frame and bulkhead, but she did it, and the painting looks great! Now there will be a little bit of Juney with us wherever we go.

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_IGP3399IMG_1911The new owners of the marina are treating us well. They have an incredibly cute four-year-old daughter named Maddy who has been entertaining us with her questions, and her general joy of the world. She owns a cat Smokey has also adopted us, and is now so comfortable that he jumps on our boat uninvited, and sometimes even curls up on a settee to go to sleep.

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If we can get the engine sorted, and finish a few more projects, AND declutter the boat, then we should be ready to get off the dock in a couple of weeks. Sheesh, this relaxing life is sure hard at times 😉

IMG_1924Addendum: As one of the few live-a-boards at the marina we get exposed to the full breadth of the joys of water life. A few nights ago I heard the SCCCRRRRRAPPE, BANG! CRASH!! SPLASH. I bolted upright in bed (while Ann keeps snoring away 😉 ) thinking something disastrous had happened to our boat, or someone nearby. But hearing no yelling or gurgling, I soon fell back asleep. The next morning I awoke to see the marina owner and others fishing something big out of the basin right next to our boat. I’ve been sworn to secrecy about what happened, but lets just say Ann and I and a few others spent the next couple hours fishing something out of the water that didn’t belong there.

And then just yesterday a neighbour boat owner knocks on our hull and asks me to come over to look at something. He points across the marina to a small boat and asks: “Should it be that low in the water?” I look closely, and quickly agree it looks low. So we go over and yes indeed, she’s sinking! No one knows who the owner is, it is locked, with no manual bilge pump visible. I go off and find some people. We cut the lock off, and see the cabin is 1/2 full of water. Find a pump. Boat saved!

Yup … always fun around here.

The in-between times

IMGA0456IMG_1848Where has the month gone… We moved into our rented room and began working on the boat. The first few days were spent hiding from winter weather, and mostly staring at our toes. There was so much to do to get our new home all ship-shape once again. Sure made me long for our days on the road, when the biggest problem we faced was where to pitch our tent next.

After a few days of dazed panic we finally got focused on getting the boat ready for launch. We cleared the deck, and got the winter cover off. Unlike the previous year when it tore in half, this year it suffered only a few small chafe holes. All in all the boat seems to have weathered well.

Sadly, the engine would not start on its own. Our mechanic, who is also an avid vinyl collector and is now the owner of Ann’s old turntable, managed to get it running with a shot of ether. His theory is it just needs to run in the water for a while to blow out any airlocks in the fuel. We’ll get to that soon… In the meantime, launch day came, and (mostly) successfully went:

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Launch and haul are done using a crane here at Stillwater Marina. The Big Boats day was first, and we are definitely one of those. When it came our time we rigged the slings and got everyone lined up to help steady Pachina Mia as she was lifted. Just as she was coming off the cradle someone yells: “The crane is tipping! THE CRANE IS TIPPING!!!!”

Our boat weighs 15 tons

All’s well than ends well. The crane did not tip over, and our boat made it to the water with only a few extra dings in its hull. One of the crane’s stabilizing pads did lift four or five feet of the ground though. Oh, give me a travel lift any day.

IMG_1875With the boat in the water, and with confirmation she was only sinking slowly, we settled in to daily work life bringing Pachina back to life. My focus was mostly the mast while Ann spent her time trying to make the boat livable. I’m installing a radar antenna up the mast, which involves drilling big holes and running long lengths of cable through the centre of the stick.

As with most things in life, I really have no idea what I’m doing. So needless to say, the whole radar project has been quite nerve-wracking. But with much guidance, some luck, a bit of tenacity, and big power tools, I managed to drill the holes and run all the wires. The radar should be mounted soon. Next steps will be putting big holes in our boat … but that will come later.

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IMG_1834Boat work has been stressful, but fun. But our new home life here in Belleville has been wonderful. Our host Marvin Tucker has been just great to us. We both feel right at home. Although we only rented a room (at an excellent price!), Marvin has basically given us the use of the entire house. IMG_1836This includes enjoying the house cat, PITA (Pain In The Ass). She’s well named, because she likes to steal your place in bed.

Marvin rents through AirBnB. If you’re in need of a room for a night or longer in Belleville, you can’t do better than staying here.

We also discovered we’re all complete Mac-heads. Morning breakfast often looked like an ad for Apple.

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IMG_0852Along with working on the boat, Ann booked herself into a motorcycle course at the local college so she can get her full (M)motorcycle license. After driving nearly 20,000 km over the past seven months she figured she was ready. The fateful weekend came, and She Passed. Not only passed, but passed with the best score her instructor has ever given out in 12 years. That’s my Annnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! We went out and celebrated at a local pub:

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Today we move out of Marvin’s and into our floating home. The mast is scheduled for stepping this weekend. After that we’ll rig the boat, and hopefully get the engine working. Still aiming for Newfoundland, and still have no idea what to do with car, motorcycles or winter living. But we’ll figure it out … eventually.

There and back again; a bikers’ tale

IMG_1819The storm that kept us in Windsor for three days finally did let up, so we packed our bikes and bags, and began the journey to Ottawa. We had hoped to spend most of the holiday weekend with mom and sis, but as usual, the weather was uncooperative. The rain, sleet, freezing rain and snow had eased up, but the high winds and cold temperatures remained. It was not easy going, but go we did.

As the fearless leader for the day (we take turns leading) I navigated a course through some of the backroads of southwestern Ontario. We went through large areas of downed trees and flooded fields. At one point we passed a dozen Ontario Hydro service trucks all lined up on the road, no doubt trying to repair the damage from all the ice and fallen trees. We passed major intersections with no power to the traffic lights. Signs of the havoc caused by freezing rain were everywhere, but thankfully the roads were clear and mostly dry.

The route took us through some distantly familiar areas, including right past the place we used to live in London. It’s been decades since we’d been back, and like the growth of Ann’s grey hairs 😉 , so too has this place gone grey with buildings. Our big 12-story apartment was still there, but now dwarfed by numerous bigger ones. A massive Costco shopping mall now stands where the beautiful cornfield used to be.

“They paved paradise and put up a parking lot” … so true, and kinda sad.

IMG_1815We pressed on through London, heading toward the small town (pop: 38,000) of Woodstock. We had booked a cheap motel from our last stop at a Timmy’s (Canada’s main contribution to high culinary culture). It was cheap but had OK reviews. IMG_1817Did I mention it was cheap? No bed bugs though (as far we could see), so all good!

The next morning we woke to the heaviest frost we’ve yet had, along with fog so thick that we couldn’t even see the road next to the motel.

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By the time we’d scraped the ice and frost off the bikes the fog had lifted enough for us to at least see the road. We drove a short distance to a nearby eatery, and settled into a warm, slow breakfast. During breky our waitress asked about what we were doing. Upon hearing some of our story began to regale us with her plans to get out of debt, get an RV, and go travelling “before it’s too late.” She was in her mid-30s, and figured she and her husband were on track to get away in their 40s. We heartily agreed with her plan.

From Woodstock, Ottawa was still around 600 km away, which for us is around ten hours of driving. Too long for a normal day, but the forecast called for rain and possibly snow the following day, so we decided to push hard to make Ottawa. We arrived by about 9 pm in the cold and dark. It  was a hard day, but it was all worth it b/c the next day it rained hard.

IMG_0848IMG_0838It was great to see Mom. Even nice to see baby sister Kathy 😉 We chatted for a few hours, then went to bed. The next day we babbled some more, got reacquainted with the cats, including our little Hammi, and ended up at their favourite pub for supper.

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Sadly, Kathy had to go to Toronto for a few days to help organize and schlep boxes of donated material to the National Art Gallery Library. So Ann and I and Mom just hung around, relaxing, talking, cooking, eating and drinking. Oh, and Ann got my Mom addicted to the game GeoGuessr. She’s such a bad influence…

IMGA0447IMG_1826In addition to all the yakin’ and drinking and computering and relaxing, I also managed to replace some rotted baseboard in Kathy’s bathroom. Sadly though, the day came when we had to say goodbye and head for Belleville.

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IMGA0451IMGA0453We arrived in Belleville and moved into our new temporary digs. We’ve rented a room in a house from a really nice fellow who normally rents through AirBnB. He very kindly gave us a good monthly deal, so we’re now here in a warm, cosy room with full access to a great kitchen, living area. Best of all, the place comes with good wifi and a really friendly cat.

 

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IMGA0455IMGA0458The day after moving into our room we visited the marina and our boat. Pachina Mia weathered the winter just fine this year, as did our car. We went over not really knowing what we were going to do this first day. We have so much stuff to sort out. The car is packed, the boat is packed, and we even have extra stuff in a storage shed. Stuff everywhere…

Anyway, much to my surprise, the car started up without a hiccup, so now we’ve swapped our two two-wheelers for one red four-wheeler. Feels very strange being without the bikes after all these months, but the car is far more practical right now, especially since winter is still hanging around down here in southern Ontario; snow today with highs not predicted to go above freezing for the next few days. Brrrrrr.

 

Home …?

IMGA0417We left Jeff Busby campsite with the intention of tenting at the last site on the Trace, but weather started cold and damp, and only got worse. Low temperatures were combined with icy cold, and very strong winds. Soon one of us was shivering, whimpering, pathetic, and somewhat hypothermic (OK, it was me 😉 ). Luckily Ann recalled Santa Steve mentioning there was a motel in the tiny village of Collinwood, so we steered our way off the Trace in search of a warm, dry bed.

IMGA0427We first stopped at the village’s Welcome Centre, and were greeted with a warm building, and nice hot coffee. The manager confirmed there was a motel in town, and even called the owners to see if one of the two rooms (yes, the motel has two rooms) was open. Luckily they had an opening, so we arranged to meet the owner.

IMGA0428The motel is owned by the people who run the village hardware store. They live upstairs, and had converted a lower storefront into two motel rooms. We were warmly greeted by Linda, the owner, and were invited in to what looked more like a basement guest-room than a standard motel. It was also adorned with various religious images, including a stack of Christian magazines. But she was sweet, and the room was warm and inviting. We happily moved in for the night.

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Unfortunately the village’s only restaurant was closed for the night, so we wondered down to the gas station/convenience store for supper. It was then that my worst fears were confirmed: We were in a DRY town. Booze, which can normally be bought everywhere, was no where to be seen. Damn… At least the pizza was good.

IMG_0829The rain and wind stopped overnight and we woke to a cool but fairly nice day. Overnight we had spent much time looking at weather maps and forecasts. A massive late winter storm was heading our way, promising to deliver high winds, cold temperatures, and lots of rain, freezing rain and snow. Our preferred route back to Canada up through the Thousand Islands/Cornwall was now closed off. Even Niagara looked bad, so we decided to head to Windsor via Detroit.

In addition to this huge weather system, which was expected to pummel the whole region for days, we also had a looming deadline in the form of our travel healthcare insurance. It was due to expire on the 25th — just days away. So with only one route open to us, and time ticking away, we had no choice but to plan for some long riding days.

Yuck …

We pulled out early and headed north. We had to say goodbye to the Trace, but we still managed to find some fun secondary highways on our way to our next stop at Vincennes, Indiana. We found a cheap motel, talked with Donna (always great), ate some leftover pizza, and headed to bed. The next day we were up early and hit the road once again.

This day was another windy and cold driving day. After many hours (too many) we arrived at Huntington, Indiana. It was difficult, but we were now within a hard day’s drive to Windsor. We deserved a just reward:

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Our final day in the USA would turn out to be the hardest of our entire trip. Getting up and off early once again, we headed towards Detroit and Windsor. As usual, we were avoiding the bigger cities, so Ann (her lead day) charted a route around Fort Wayne and Toledo. We left in relatively benign conditions, but by early afternoon the approaching storm was really starting to be felt.

Temperatures dropped from 15ºC to 11, then 9 and finally 6ºC. The wind whipped up to a frenzy, and rain was threatening. But we had to get across the border today. We knew we’d have to hunker down for days to let the full storm pass, and if we didn’t reach Canada today we’d be in the US past our healthcare deadline. So press on we did.

Ann managed to navigate us all the way through to downtown Detroit, with only one small tumble of her bike to add a bit of excitement to the day. But here’s where the best laid plans fell apart.

There are two ways to cross from Detroit over to Windsor. The most common route is the massive, and very busy Ambassador Bridge. This toll bridge is the busiest international border crossing in North America. It climbs 150 feet above the Detroit River, and is thick with speeding cars and hundreds of transport trucks. Needless to say, we did not want to go this way.

CrossingThe second crossing option is the Detroit-Windsor Tunnel, which actually goes under the Detroit River. I had taken this crossing some years ago when driving a rental car back from looking at a potential boat. I knew it was much smaller and friendlier than the Bridge, so this was the crossing for us. The only hard part was finding the access point, which is right in the middle of downtown Detroit. But with Ann’s impeccable navigation, we made it.

Getting to the tunnel was a relief — which quickly turned to horror. Coming up to the toll gate we found a big ugly sign that said MOTORCYCLES PROHIBITED. What the F&@%@!!! We were turned around and sent back into the now drizzling streets of downtown Detroit.

Our only way across was now the Bridge … but we didn’t even know how to get there. And the temperatures were falling fast. And the rain was starting. And we were both kinda frazzled…

Well, as you can guess. We found our way back onto the highway (again, thanks to Ann’s navigational skills), found the bridge entrance, paid our toll (which was cut in 1/2 by a friendly toll operator who only charged us for one vehicle), and drove across this crazy bridge. We were hemmed in by massive transports and whizzing cars who obviously crossed the bridge all the time. But we finally got to Canada Customs, and prepared for the ordeal.

We’d been gone since November, with a brief return over X-mas. In that time we’d accumulated exactly one sleeping pad (to replace Ann’s dead one) and a roadrunner trinket from Mexico. Normally people would be bringing back piles of crap after such an extended trip. This was going to be interesting…

Ann went first. She stopped, turned off her bike, started talking to the guard, rolled the bike back and forth, talked some more… at this point I thought she was going to be dragged off to the back room. But then she started up her bike, smiled back at me, and drove off. I moved up.

“Hi there,” says I. “I’m with her.”

“Yes, I know,” says the obviously bored guard. “Anything to declare? Did you buy anything?”

“Hmm, me? No. Well, I did buy a lot of booze along the way, but I drank it all,” says I, trying to be funny.

“So, do you have any alcohol with you or not?” he says.

“Errrr, no sir.”

“OK, then go on.”

What? Wait?!? I had my whole story rehersed. I was ready to tell him about our grand journey, about all the neat places we’d been. About how beautiful the USA is.

…nuthin’.

I found Ann waiting on the other side. We did a quick map check to find our hotel, then headed off for a much needed dinner:

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That night and the following day the storm hit as predicted, with cold temperatures and rain that was on the verge of freezing.

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Fortunately for us, this most southerly corner of Ontario only got heavy rain, but slightly further north and east (exactly where we want to go) the rain turned to heavy freezing rain. Reports of over 100,000 homes losing power in the Toronto area have come in. Roads are impassible, especially for our little bikes. But the storm is moving east, so hopefully things will dry out enough so we can carry on tomorrow.

In the meantime, the hotel has a nice small pub with local IPA on tap, so I’m happy!

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Tracing a line though American history

Ahhh, the Trace … finally.

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We left our little motel room in Natchez and headed into the Natchez Trace Parkway; a 700+ km roadway that follows the historic path used by Natives, pioneers, settlers and boatmen (Kaintucks) returning home after floating downstream with trade goods. The IMG_1774route passes through three states (Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee). It is enveloped by lovely thick forests, crossing over steams, rivers and marshes, and has plenty of historic sites to explore. Best of all though, it does so at the entirely civil highway speed limit of 50 mph. Perfect…

Our first destination along the Trace was Rocky Springs campground. Oh, did I mention the campgrounds are free along the Trace. Perfect… Anyway, along the way there we stopped at a few of the early historic sites, including a ceremonial temple mound built by Native Americans around 1200, a restored (somewhat) plantation house that acted as an inn for travellers, and traces of the original Trace.

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IMG_1779IMG_0814We set up camp at Rocky Springs and settled in for a few days of much needed nothingness. No travels, no storms, and no IMG_0182alligators! (Actually, I miss the cute little ‘gators.).

As has been our luck all along, we found a wonderful campsite which backed onto a small ravine.It was a great spot to set up, read a book, and just hang out for a while. Which was all I could manage anyway, because temperatures hit 31ºC those first two days!!! Holy Schmolly that’s hot! The record temperature for Natchez for those days was around 30ºC, so once again we are running into very odd weather.

IMGA0376By the second day it had cooled down into the upper 20s, so we did some exploring of the area, walking up parts of the original Trace to visit the remains of a once-bustling town. The only things that were left of this former town are a couple of safes (too heavy to move I guess), some old cisterns, and a church complete with a graveyard that would make Dracula proud.

 

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IMGA0372Our bad luck with weather has been mirrored with our good luck meeting wonderful fellow travellers along the way, and this carried on at Rocky Springs as we got to know our neighbours who happened to be from Quebec. One couple (Gilles & Marielle) were travelling with three cats; one was a “coon cat” with an amputated paw, the second a kitten rescue cat, and the third was a black cat who they just let roam the campsite. Turns out these folks were also former sailors who had cruised on their boat (Bayfield 36) for seven years. They even sailed out the St. Lawrence to Halifax and beyond, so we got a few tips and learned about their continuing travels.

IMGA0365IMGA0383Marcel & Annette were our other near-neighbours. Also from Quebec, they came over to learn about these two crazy kanucks who are riding around the continent on two little motorcycles. As is becoming usual, they took pity on us, delivering hot coffee and (later), wine and home-made turkey soup! Later, while stopped in Tupelo for lunch, we were offered a house for the night from a woman in the next booth. We seem to engender this kind of motherly reaction from people … maybe we really are crazy 😉 .

IMGA0386IMG_1795After three days of rest we pulled up stakes and headed down the Trace to our next campsite: Jeff Busby. Along the way we stopped at the town of Canton (off the Trace). This is apparently where some of the scenes in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? was filmed, so Ann got all goofy and giddy and, well, she was not to be denied. So, we had a wonderful lunch and saw stuff that could have been in the movie … maybe.

Our next stop after getting back on the Trace was the Cypress Swamp. When we got there the trail had been closed due to all the flooding, but Ann, being the rebel that she is, and speaking in her new-found southern accent, said: “No horse eatin’, Judas Iscariot Hogwallop, no nuthin’ coppers, is gonna keep me from seein’ swampy trees!!” * So she burst through the barricades and once again led us on a nefarious excursion.

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*Quote slightly edited for artistic purposes 😉

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We pulled into our next campsite just as the clouds began to thicken. Rainy weather was predicted to settle on us for the following day or so, and we just managed to get the tent up before the clouds opened up. We got the tarp up before things got too wet, so IMGA0413IMGA0416had a nice, dry (ish) campsite for the next couple of rainy days.

In between bouts of rain we managed to get in a couple of small walks, including a mountain climb up to one of Mississippi’s highest points! OK, it was only 603 feet, but still…

 

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IMG_0820While at Jeff Busby (who apparently was some American Congressperson who got the campsite named after him for simply doing his job 😉 ), we met fellow biker Steve (aka Motorcycle Santa), and reconnected with Marcel & Annette who fed us, warmed us, and shared great stories of their travels. One evening we got invited into a party featuring more Quebecers. We talked and sang into the night. What a Wonderful Life!

After three nights of soggy, cool weather we decided it was time to head north once again. With the weather turning damper and colder, and with our healthcare deadline rapidly approaching, we decided it was time to get serious about getting back to Canada. We packed up and headed along the Trace, likely looking for a motel so we could plan our route north.

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Bah … a little water never hurt anyone

CNN: Louisiana flooding: Nearly 5,000 homes damaged

FOX: Widespread flooding from severe storms plagues Louisiana, Mississippi

Jackson Newspaper: Flood waters collapse southern Mississippi roads

Yup, a little water never hurt anyone, but this wasn’t a little water…
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Our entire journey has been either wetter and colder, or hotter and dryer, than normal. Well, now we’re getting hotter and wetter … much wetter. We’ve driven into a flood zone!!!

We had left Brazos Park on our way to the start of the Natchez Trace in Natchez Mississippi. But to get there we had to travel over 700 km (partly to avoid driving through Houston … I’d had enough of that insanity already 🙂 ). We knew this meant a few motel nights, but what we didn’t count on was the weather.

I guess we should have clued in given the steady stream of traffic travelling in the opposite direction, but it was my lead day, and I wasn’t going to let these little annoying hints deter me from getting away from Houston and making some distance. So we made our detour around the big city, and stopped for the first night in Huntsville TX.

MargaritaThe motel was typically nondescript, but the nearby Mexican restaurant served an excellent margarita, so Ann was happy (very, very happy 😉 ). The next morning we awoke to questionable weather forecasts, but still a burning desire to get further east. So off we went, INTO THE MAW.

Actually, we were having a wonderful ride. The storm clouds that had been threatening all day never did open up on us, even though we drove through areas that had been drenched with rain not 1/2 hour earlier. But our luck ran out on highway 63 when we ran straight into a road block just before a bridge over the Sabine River near Burkville.

No, No… you can’t go this way,” says one of the two highway workers in a thick Louisiana accent. “Why,” says I? “Bridge is awash just up ahead. You gotta go this way…” At that he rattles off a long string of directions and highway numbers. When I look up rather desperately he pauses and asks: “You know where all that is?” “Nope,” says I rather feebly. “I don’t know where any of that is … I hardly know where I am now!

best-pictures-of-wet-cats2He shakes his head as if he’s looking at a poor, soon-to-be-drowned kitten. And then he takes out a written list of the directions and highway numbers. I study it while other cars are flying past us, heading down the detour. I finally nod and say I’ve got it … but I don’t really got it.

Oh hell … I’ve never let my lack of grasping all the details ever stop me from doing silly things in the past, and damn if I’m going to start being wise now 😉 So off we head, with me in the lead once again.

As we drive along the detour in search of a non-washed out bridge, we pass increasing signs of the seriousness of the flood; fields inundated, houses and buildings with water over the windows ledges, water lapping at the edges of smaller bridges, and the Toledo Bend spillway that was a torrential flow of broiling frothy whitewater.

IMGA0330Suffice it to say that due to my near-symbiotic and deep connection with Mother Nature, I managed to lead us through the disaster zone, and safely to our next motel in Leesville, Louisiana. We found a warm bed at IMGA0331what, for us, is an upscale motel (Super 8), and settled in for a couple of nights so we could let the storm move on, and the waters start to drain. We even did a little laundry, and of course drank a few IPAs at the local steakhouse.

By the third day we decided to press on towards Natchez. Although the rains have stopped, the rivers are still cresting. It’s going to keep going up for another day or so, but nothing appears to be blocking our path now, so on we go.

IMGA0342We crossed the Red River and the mighty Mississippi and are now in Mississippi. Tonight is hopefully our last motel night for a while. We’re tucked into another fancy motel (Days Inn) which proudly boasts about its GENUINE SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY. And it sure feels true. They not only offer a warm breakfast feature “the best darn grits around!” But we were also invited to a hot dinner meal of beans, rice, corn bread and collard greens. Yum!

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Tomorrow we head into the Natchez Trace. Hope we can find non-soggy ground to pitch our tent.